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35 Funny Quotes & Sayings That Will Make You Laugh

Quotes That Help You Stay Positive

Funny quotes & sayings — life is a big journey. That is meant to be embraced to the fullest every day for most of the people in the world. However, that doesn’t mean you always wake up ready to seize the day. And sometimes need a reminder that life is a great gift.

The insight and experience of other persons is a valuable source of inspiration and motivation for long life. A funny quote from your favorites celebrity, or encouraging sayings from a successful business or political person. We can use a little motivation and inspiration on these days life quotes.

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These 35 inspirational quotes about funny life quotes give us an extra step to our goal. Keep them on your phone or computer to scroll them. Through a busy day when you need a little inspiration laugh.

You are learning from these successful funny quotes great fantastic ideas about real life. Life throws curveballs. And while there might be blockers to success. It’s imperative to keep pushing with the knowledge mistakes will be made and failure is inevitable. We start to give up on ourselves and our dreams as we continue to feel. Like nothing we do is good enough.

Funny Quotes From The World

You are learning from these successful funny quotes fantastic ideas about real life. Life throws curveballs. And while there might be blockers to success, it’s imperative to keep pushing with the knowledge mistakes will be made and failure is inevitable. We start to give up on ourselves and our dreams as we continue to feel like nothing we do is good enough. Nothing good ever comes easy. So we should be happy that we have been presented with obstacles in life that can help us learn and grow.

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Funny Quotes & Sayings Abraham Lincoln

1)  “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”  — Abraham Lincoln

Funny Quotes   Elizabeth Gilbert

 2) «Embrace the glorious mess that you are.» — Elizabeth Gilbert

Albert Einstein

3) “If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, of what, then, is an empty desk a sign?” – Albert Einstein

Quotes   Al McGuire

4) “The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets.”  – Al McGuire

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5) «If size really mattered, the elephant would be the king of the jungle.» — Unknown

Ellen DeGeneres

6) “Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” – Ellen DeGeneres

Albert Camus

7) “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”– Albert Camus

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8) «When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say why me? Just say try me!» — Unknown

Winston S Churchill

9) “A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” – Winston S Churchill

Jerry Seinfeld

10) “If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?” – Jerry Seinfeld

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11) «Every time you are able to find humor in a difficult situation, you win.» — Unknown

Albert Einstein

12) “The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” — Albert Einstein

Alexander Woollcott

13) “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.” — Alexander Woollcott

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14) «Life status: currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.» — Unknown

Lawrence Ferlinghetti

15) “If you’re too open-minded; your brains will fall out.” – Lawrence Ferlinghetti

Andy Borowitz

16) “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.” —  Andy Borowitz

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18) «When one door closes, another opens. Or you can open the closed door. That’s how doors work.» — Unknown

Will Rogers

18) “Never miss a good chance to shut up.” – Will Rogers

Anton Chekhov

19) “Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.” — Anton Chekhov

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20) Story of my life: I knew better but I did it anyway.» — Unknown

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21) «Hold on, I’ve gotta overthink about it.» — Unknown

Jarod Kintz

22) “You know what I like most about people? Pets. ” – Jarod Kintz

Oliver Herford

23) “A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s: She changes it more often.” – Oliver Herford

Benjamin Franklin

24) “Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” — Benjamin Franklin

Bernard Baruch

25) “Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” — Bernard Baruch

My alone time is sometimes for your safety

26) «My alone time is sometimes for your safety.» — Unknown

Stephen Hawking

27) «Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.» — Stephen Hawking

My life feels like a test

28) «My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.» — Unknown

Oscar Wilde

29) “I can resist everything exept temptation.” – Oscar Wilde

Douglas Adams

30) “I love deadlines, I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

William Goldman

31) “Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.” – William Goldman

Bill Maher

32) “Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.” — Bill Maher

Clarence Darrow

33) “When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. I’m beginning to believe it.” — Clarence Darrow

Earl Wilson

34) “If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.” —  Earl Wilson

make you fat, drunk, or pregnant

35) «The best things in life will either make you fat, drunk, or pregnant.» — Unknown

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